Just to Set the Record Straight.

I almost DIED when Adam was in the bottom two.

Now, if you don't know what the above sentence means, I am sorry. You have missed out on some GREAT entertainment. It's not too late, though. Still a few more weeks of American Idol left.

You can do it Adam! Slick your hair back, resist the temptation to paint your fingernails, and you will do fine. American's love men with unpainted fingernails.

At least the American's I am associated with. :)